Customers in your shop

[Simon Chadwick]

Nick, the version I remember went something like this,

Hourly rate £30
If you watch £60
If you help £120
If you already tried to fix it and messed up £240

[Mark Swanson]

That's right, we have that sign in American workshops too!
And I have another favorite sign in my shop:
"There are three ways that I do a job-
1- The right way
2- My way
3- Go away"

[David King]

I always liked: YOU CAN HAVE IT DONE RIGHT, CHEAP, OR QUICK. PICK TWO

[Thomas Dooher]

My favorite is "If you want it really bad... you will get it really bad..."

[Jim Ashby]

Painted in big letter on the back of my late father's office - 'How come there's never enough money to do the job right, but there's always enough money to do it again?'